Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore-unknown secrets about himself, like that he’s a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey’s premier water parks, and perhaps the world’s least enthused high-school commencement speaker.Whether he’s throwing his baby sister in the air to jumpstart her cheerleading career or heroically rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps life’s social hurdles with aplomb. With his signature wit, he shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, like deciding whether it’s acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: it’s not). Clinton delves into all these topics—and many more—in this thoroughly unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.
This man can make me laugh with just a look! By all rights I think he should be Southern! He is a gentleman, dresses impeccably, and is just the right amount of sarcastic!Reading about his life you can tell right away this is a man who loves his family and husband. The rest of the world maybe not so much and that is what I love about him!
This book of little screen shots of his life before and after What Not to Wear was a laugh out loud read! While Mr. Kelly is too polite to be rude to co-hosts or guests on his show, whether it’s WNTW or The Chew, you now know that like most of us, the conversation in his head is hilarious!
And about the Turd in the Punch Bowl…. I totally agree!
Thank you Clinton for letting us into your oh so interesting world!
Thank you Netgalley and the Publisher for this book! Release Date Jan.10, 2017